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Friday, January 4th, 2008Beowulf Movie Review
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007
The old meets new in this blockbuster animated film from Robert Zemeckis. “Old” being the ancient poem Beowulf and “new” being the cutting edge 3D technology employed by the visionary director Robert Zemeckis. Here, the pioneering director takes a second stab at the visual gimmickry that he used in Polar Express in where real actors became puppet masters to the digitally created characters. I say gimmickry, because it felt like a solution looking for a problem as the digital veneer offered no advantages over traditional live action/computer graphics combo. In addition, it introduced new problems like creepy eyes and forced movements. The hackneyed story didn’t help either.
Armed with newer, more powerful digital technologies and a meatier story. Will the director, emulate the titular character and emerge victorious over the naysayers and doubters?
Beowulf, tells the story of a Geat warrior who sails to a Danish Kingdom to slay Grendel, the tortured son of a she-devil. With a penchant for nudity, exaggeration, and machismo, Beowulf (Ray Winston) vows to defeat the abomination on equal terms, bare hand and bare naked. Beowulf defeated the monster, monster limps back to mother, who for commercial reasons is fabricated and happens to be Angelina Jolie… in the nude… with a stiletto… Anyway, the last thing mother hears is the name of her son’s killer. Beowulf. Revenge is really best served warm so before dawn breaks, Beowulf wakes up to find his private army, save his right hand man, slaughtered like animals. The rest of the story involves interspecies sex, women, singing, suicide, becoming king and slaying a dragon.
So, to answer the question. It succeeds but mostly because of the solid and entertaining adaptation of the Beowulf epic. As for its lofty ambition as a viable alternative to real live motion films. It failed. While everything is rendered realistically its not convincing enough to make you forget you’re watching digital dolls. The hair sways unrealistically, the gallop of the horses are robotic, the skin, rubbery and everything looks too smooth. It was obvious that more care was given to the characters, Beowulf and Jolie, and this presents a problem. As the scene goes from having Beowulf to other characters viewers will be jarred incessantly at the discrepancy between them. Only when theres only Beowulf(battle scenes, etc) does it takes succeeds in immersing viewers in the story.
The story is good, the action scene exhilarating and the actors mostly great (Malkovich over acted), there is little here average moviegoers will find fault. But put against its ambition of being a watermark in this pioneering technique, Zemeckis, failed. But he failed majestically. One can feel that he is on the verge of something important in film making. He might have failed but I can’t wait for him to try again.
